PHOTOS- The 10pm SAK show tonight

This post has nothing to do with the show, but it has everything to do with how I spend my weekends: performing at SAK.

My crap tonight was a bushel of flowers I stole from a young blonde blind girl.

Something was happening during the show. I was there.

The players offering their crap up to the contestant.

Human Prop scene: churning butter

Pimped into stripping.

Mark, Charles and I, the winning team.

Singing about milk in "Jump Jive and Wail". I got through the first two lines, but when I got to the payoff line about "jugs," I cracked up and got killed. In the scene before that, I'd asked a man who'd gotten man-boob surgery to slap a woman with them. That's why I couldn't finish the lines.

Benji, playing a sea hag aboard a small dingy with a sea captain in love with her, is sent off the ship by the captain into the water to save her life from the impending doom of the rocks ahead. I had already eaten the fish she threw off the ship at the top of the scene as a shark, so when benji got thrown off the ship, I ate him/her as well.

The blind girl from the top of the show makes an appearance at the very end of the musical at the end of the show. She wanders onto the monkey butter making farm, becomes part of the farm family, regains aher sight at the tail end of the finale ballad...

...and gets taken off by a hawk into the air.

Links:
Elizabeth Maupin's blog post about the show
podcast
website
blog
myspace